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Relax: Italinglish

September 21, 2006

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma comes first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”
The lady can’t take this any more,
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!” she retorted indignantly.
“In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.
“Who talkin’abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell……. ‘MISSISSIPPI’.”

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Taken from LCD’s blog, thank LCD Image

4 Comments leave one →
  1. ChiAki® permalink
    September 21, 2006 6:28 am

    Ho*ho* !! Anh Dưa leo xo lung tung lm việc ở Gameloft hả ?? Khng biết anh c quen lo phobien83vt ko nhể ??
    …Tại anh ko để public comment bn ngoi nn em bay dz đy comment trớc wuốc dzới ci entry !! Hehe

  2. Basa® permalink
    September 21, 2006 6:47 pm

    “Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice”
    => such a strange style. Hhahaha.

  3. Lột sạch sẽ (Rờ) permalink
    September 21, 2006 7:49 pm

    To chiaki: c để public m 8-}. Phobien hả, c chứ, n cũng tửng lắm, e c dy mơ rễ m với n hả, tri đất trn thiệt ta ơi 8->
    To basa: n call e chưa :-w

  4. ChiAki® permalink
    September 22, 2006 12:04 pm

    hơhơ !! Tất nhin l c dy tơ dễ m rồi !!! Anh em cng cha khc ng nội dzới em đ c sấu b bỏng ! ^_^

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